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hyfen’s posterous

Andrew Louis  //  I do media stuff, develop software, cycle around Toronto, and take photos every now and then.

You should follow @hyfen on twitter and read http://hyfen.net.

Feb 9 / 12:24am

Special moments on chatroulette.com, part two. The rawest experience you can get on the internet.

Chatroulette.com is the most genuinely unsettling thing I've experienced in ages. 

Prepare to be "rejected" a few dozen times a minute. Most people maintain the connection for only seconds, moving on when they find out you're not a female in the nude. Others do the old "watsup [insert offensive term here]" thing and disappear.

If you manage to stay connected with someone, it's even more challenging: you're dropped into an intimate and exposed space with a total stranger. Some people deal with it by hiding behind masks (literally.) I ended up exchanging many meaningless gestures.

But what nobody seems comfortable with is having an actual verbal conversation with eye-to-eye contact. Even after saying a few words, most people switched over to typing.

Some more highlights from tonight (see also, my first post from—fuck, are you kidding me?—three hours ago): 
  • Using the two word of Korean I know on two girls in Korea and witnessing their look of utter shock right after.
  • An acrobatics show.
  • A 20 minute (typed) chat with a girl named Amanda about her experiences on the site. She's a (relative) veteran who's had many meaningful conversations and encouraged me to keep my hopes up.
  • A guy in a catsuit. He didn't move for about a minute.
  • A guy rolling a joint.
  • Someone who "don't want sex. Just talk."
  • A guy holding a baby hostage in exchange for nipples
  • Lots and lots and lots of giggling teenagers
  • Halloween costumes coming out of early retirement

                       
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Feb 8 / 10:24pm

If you've ever wanted to connect directly with the anonymous masses of the Internet, look no further than chatroulette.com

Chatroulette.com is about as simple as it gets: you turn on your webcam and are connected with someone else with their camera on. I kind of ignored this one until arbiter of internet-style, Jason Kottke, described his experiences (and also, NY Magazine).

As one can imagine, a site which broadcasts anonymous webcam streams features mostly lonely men looking for breasts and lonely men flashing their—well certainly not their breasts.

But there were some interesting exceptions:

                         
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It’s just raw internet:

Once you dive in, there’s no way to manage the experience—to filter users, search for friends, or backtrack and reconnect with someone you chatted with an hour ago. There’s only the perpetual forward motion of “next.” It’s the Wild West: a stupid, profound, thrilling, disgusting, totally lawless boom. [from NY Magazine]

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Feb 8 / 2:47pm

Google is giving me $100 worth of AdWords. Use it for an experiment or blow it all on a few "asbestos lawyer" clicks?

(If you're ever pissed off at lawyers, click on a few of these ads. Why? Read this article.)

     
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Google_is_giving_me_100_worth_.zip (340 KB)

Update: I set up a sample campaign to try it out. If you search for 'hyfen', you may see something interesting.

Update 2: The high-roller that I am, I bought Andrey some ads for tweepsect.

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Feb 7 / 4:26pm

"Put the fun between your legs." I need one of these stickers for my bike.

Spotted on a bike on Bloor+Major

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Feb 4 / 9:28pm

Sick of all the recent "TTC driver caught doing X" photos? Here's the classic "cops eating donuts" shot

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Feb 2 / 10:55pm

While you all were curled up in bed last night, I was snapping photos of snowy Chinatown on my way home.

           
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Beautiful night for winter cycling: not cold, not windy, and the snow is still sticky.

Except for: McCaul St. It's a death trap. Or "treachery", as Ivor put it: 

McCaul is treachery! Do not attempt on two wheels!

The problem: since streetcars are so infrequent, one always forgets that there are streetcar tracks on the road—and now that snow is covering them, it's even easier to forget. I did a long (but very graceful) powerslide tonight.

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Jan 31 / 11:23pm

Anyone up for a game of Wikiracing?

A Wikirace (IPA: /ˈwɪ.ki.rɛɪs/) is a race by as many people as you wish, using wikilinks to travel from one Wikipedia page to another. The first person to reach the destination page, or the person that reaches the destination using the fewest number of links, wins the race.
Obviously I grew up in the wrong decade.
Wikiraces are common in classroom environments in which kids are bored.

If you want some examples, you can visit http://www.wikirace.org/. Or just start with these:
A race from Jesus Christ to Subway (restaurant) would be more of a challenge, however. For a true test of skill, attempt Roman Colosseum to Orthographic projection.

If that gets boring, you can try some variations (man, I love the internet):

  • '5-Clicks-to-Jesus': A form of Wikiracing that mimics golf, the challenge in this version is to get from a Random Article to the Jesus entry in as few clicks as possible. Reaching the article in 5 clicks is considered 'par', with clicks over or under five being referred to as 'bogeys' and 'birdies' respectively. Players can either play the course (aiming for 'par' or better) or as a competition. In the latter case, players start from the same Random Articles and add their score between rounds. Lowest score wins!
  • 'One-Can't-Go' rule: Essentially, if you find yourself in a doomed-scenario (i.e. stumbled into a stub with no wiki-links) you are allowed to use one of the Category links at the bottom of an entry (e.g. 1904 deaths or Philosophy). Each player can only use this option once though, so use it wisely.
  • 'Find Hitler!' Believed to be the original form of 'The Wikipedia Game,' The objective is to begin by selecting the 'Random Article' link. From there you look at the selected article and click the links in the main body of the article that are believed to lead to the Adolf Hitler article. Two players or more can play and they count the number of articles it takes to get to Adolf Hitler. The person who gets there with the least number of articles wins.
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Jan 26 / 12:45pm

And now for some good design in the same Union Station: Harvey's redesigned menus are full of Helvetica goodness.

A few minutes ago, I tweeted a picture of awful design inside Union Station. To cleanse your typographic palate, here's some good design at Harvey's:

     
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I love how the menu items are separated with nothing but the shadows in the food photographs.

The Helvetica even works ok with the logo's original Cooper Black.

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Jan 22 / 9:12am

Some behind the scene photos from #CUSEC 2010. (Most of them from Wednesday setup)

More at 

           
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Jan 22 / 12:08am

A #CUSEC night at Brutopia: random girls from Cornell, @accordionguy serenading, @emfi singing, etc

         
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Posted from Montréal, Canada

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